also today some kid mentioned the red hot chili peppers and i was like “oh i love that band” and they were like “oh yeah name five songs by them” and i listed five of my favourites and he hesitated and then said “maybe you do like them”
Why is it on a pieCE OF CHEESE
Why do you make your senteNCES CAPITALIZED AS THEY PROGRESS
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people always say to me “you’re addicted to tumblr, what would you do if you didn’t have tumblr haha you’d probably die”
no you uncultured swine i’d just read a fucking book or watch endless amounts of television where do you think we get our material
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This was my favorite line in the Suite Life ever.
Or you tell her it was all just a social experiment.
fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me* .
Plot Twist: You meet someone.
Bigger Plot Twist: You meet someone who has read all the same books as you and is obsessed with all the same stuff.
Even Bigger Plot Twist: They are of your preferred gender and find you attractive, then ask you out.
The Biggest Plot Twist Of Them All: They live in the same city as you.
The Plot Twist of All Plot Twists: They Exist
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
How many fans of Benedict Cumberbatch are on tumblr?
Reblog if you are a Cumberbabe, Cumberbitch, member of the Cumbercollective etc.
I prefer the politically correct term Cumberbagel pls